February 2012
But Then the Elf Child Sighed: Just friends →
thedevilisawilyone:
“Just friends” is better than nothing but at the same time the thought of you kissing another girl - kissing her - quite literally makes me sick to my stomach. And when I see you holding her I am filled with a jealousy and a hatred I have never felt before. It scares me but at the same time it gives me a power I’ve never felt before. And I tell myself not to feel that way...
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one day my prince will come.
Do you think there are guys out there telling themselves that “One day my prinCESS will come”? Instead of sitting on our asses I think we should go out and actually LOOK for our princes.
If unborn babies are people:
phenthouse:
Soon to be parents can claim an additional dependent on their taxes.
Pregnant women working full time would break child labor laws.
3 words: Children Eat Free!
Pregnant women can drive in HOV lanes.
Sex with a pregnant chick is pedophilia and breaking & entering. (“Get outa ma house!”)
“No entry to this NC-17 movie for you, lady.”
“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via literaturesluts)
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
